Ananda’s Narrative:
The fun story as it is remembered and relived
after ...
ANANDA’s own Template: (Synopsis in Brief)
Why her? How did I pick this provider?
Would/Will I come back as a client?
Would/will I Refer My Favorite Clients?
Would/will I refer my poly-Partners?
Would/will I refer my female friends?
What is the overall Flavor/feel of this
experience?
Was it worth the money, time and Travel?
What does this person offer that sets them
apart/defines them or that no other practitioner offers?
Logistics:
Her Screening Process:
Her Preferred communication for set up:
Her Preferred communication for day of session:
Communication (response time/ clarity):
Cloak and dagger rating:
Travel time to get there:
Travel time to get home:
Distance Traveled round trip:
Was it worth the time and distance?
Was it a Good value for the service/donation
Ratio?
Ananda’s Template: The Female Version
About the Venue:
Adjectives:
Is it pretty?
Is it warm enough?
Does it smell good?
Shower?
Music/sound?
All Five+ Senses?
About the Session
Welcoming ritual
Refreshments
Aftercare
Session length - generous/shy/right on the dot?
Yoni confidence
Timing
Patience
Build-up
Nurturing/Racy
About the Practitioner
Adjectives:
Warmth
Friendliness
Putting at easy-ness
Comfort with women: (YES bring it, OH goody -
a girl!, well I can, somewhere tween?)
Would/Will I refer my female friends here?
No reservations
Would buy them gift certificates
Maybe just men-friends
As a Provider: For my clients:
Would I send my clients here? (My good clients, not clients I haven't seen and just can't fit
in, but my favorite clients)
Would I put my name to their session quality?
(yes/no/depends on the client’s needs/wants)
Is is safe?
Is it clean?
Is She genuine?
Healer vs. Playmate vibe
Would I spend my client’s money there?
How does she talk about Her clients?
Is she ethical?
Do I have any behind the scenes ick/weird
feeling (s) ?
As a Provider - From Practitioner to
Practitioner
From - let’s talk shop - to it’s all about me on
the table
Would I Duo with this person? (I would be
honored, on a lark, it would be magic…..)
Special training/skill-set(medical/massage/psychology
background)
Education
As a Poly Partner
Would I send “my” men (my personal
sweeties/beloveds) there?
In a pinch
If I can join
No Reservations - Completely
Comfy Sending
I would buy them gift
certificates
Through the Men’s Lens: Review Format
Hybrid Template:
The Boy Version (Borrowed from the Local Boards
/Review Sites)
Service/Session Type
Service Length
LOCATION:
DATE:
NAME:
INCALL/OUTCALL:
AGENCY OR INDY:
ACCURATE PICTURE:
AGE:
PERSONALITY:
RACE:
BODY TYPE:
WEIGHT:
HEIGHT:
BUST:
WAIST:
HIPS:
HAIR:
EYES:
FEET:
SKIN TONE:
TRIMMING:
TATTOOS:
SCARS:
PIERCINGS:
MOLES:
BIRTHMARKS:
CLOTHES:
GLASSES:
MOANER OR A SCREAMER:
ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION:
MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR:
ACCEPTS FRENCH:
SMOKES:
DRINKS:
KISSES:
FRENCH:
GREEK:
RUSSIAN:
DO’s or DON’T’s:
WEB-SITE:
SCREENING PROCESS:
EMAIL:
PHONE:
RATES:
RECOMMEND:
COMMENTS:
Final Musings:
